It’s March! We are working on wellness! We’re barrelling through our overloaded inbox! We’re swapping champagne towers for martini ones! We are finding inner calm. We’re dreaming big and thinking OTT. We’re staying cozy but looking hella chic while doing it. We’re abhorring boring situations. We’re reminding ourselves that we are exactly in the time and place we’re meant to be. And we’re human beings, but only ironically. Okay? Great. Let’s do it.